It’s become apparent as of late that the Left has a new obsession. Christine O’Donnell’s dabbling in witchcraft in high school and her 1995 stance against masturbation (when she was a conservative activist) have truly captivated her critics. Whether it’s Bill Maher, Maureen Dowd, Richard Cohen, or Frank Rich, all the Left can talk about is witchcraft and masturbation.
However, as I have noted, all of this creepy talk from the Left is actually a sign of weakness. Why? Because there is no way on earth they would be talking incessantly about witchcraft and masturbation if unemployment wasn’t so high and their poll numbers weren’t so low. If you read the tea leaves properly by really taking a look at popular culture–and even the so-called liberal media–it is painfully obvious that victory just isn’t in the cards for the Democrats this November and a few of them are slowly starting to realize it.
So, without much fanfare and ado, I would like to share with you five bad omens for the Left’s prospects in November.
…..And, it only took them two years. Oh well, the good news is that maybe this will give the green light to other comedians and late night talk show hosts who wanted to satirize Obama, but were afraid of being labeled a “Raaacist!!”.
By the way, this cold opening is actually really funny, so maybe this is a sign from SNL of things to come. Enjoy, and feel free to drop in any of your random thoughts.
This diary was originally posted on The Minority Report.